The Borg Collective

[ask4it]

Borg love poem :
"arteries are red,
veins are blue,
hesitate a nano-second
and I will assimilate you!"

[Fleshcut]

it is borg
it is a Disease soon to be Cured.
it has spread but so has flue.
We are the CURE and soon there will be no more disease.
In the end you WILL beg to be cured.

[ask4it]

We are Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. But we're not home right now, so leave a message after the tone and we'll assimilate you later... (beep)

[ask4it]

I am Sinatra of Borg. Start spreading the news. We're assimilating today. You will be a part of it: the Borg, the Borg. I like to wake-up in borg cube that never sleeps ...

[Fleshcut]

WE ARE THE CURE

borg WILL BE CLEANSED. AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE borg

[ask4it]

The Borg versus Microsoft
"Star Trek Lost Episodes" transcript.


Picard "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?"

Geordi "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology."

Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen.

Riker looks puzzled. "What in the world is 'Microsoft'?"

Data turns to answer. "Allow me to explain. We will send this program, for some reason called 'Windows', through the Borg command pathways. Once inside their root command unit, it will begin consuming system resources at an unstoppable rate."

Picard "But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Won't they alter their processing systems to increase their storage capacity?"

Data "Yes, Captain. But when 'Windows' detects this, it creates a new version of itself known as an 'upgrade'. The use of resources increases exponentially with each iteration. The Borg will not be able to adapt quickly enough. Eventually all of their processing ability will be taken over and none will be available for their normal operational functions."

Picard "Excellent work. This is even better than that 'unsolvable geometric shape' idea."

Fifteen minutes later . . .

Data "Captain, We have successfully installed the 'Windows' in the command unit and as expected it immediately consumed 85% of all resources. We however have not received any confirmation of the expected 'upgrade'."

Geordi "Our scanners have picked up an increase in Borg storage and CPU capacity to compensate, but we still have no indication of an 'upgrade' to compensate for their increase."

Picard "Data, scan the history banks again and determine if their is something we have missed."

Data "Sir, I believe their is a reason for the failure in the 'upgrade'. Apparently, the Borg have circumvented that part of the plan by not sending in their registration cards.

Riker "Captain we have no choice. Requesting permission to begin emergency escape sequence 3F . . ."

Geordi, excited "Wait, Captain I just detected their CPU capacity has suddenly dropped to 0% !"

Picard "Data, what do your scanners show?"

Data "Apparently the Borg have found the internal 'Windows' module named 'Solitaire' and it has used up all the CPU capacity."

Picard "Lets wait and see how long this 'solitaire' can reduce their functionality."

Two hours pass . . .

Riker "Geordi what's the status on the Borg?"

Geordi "As expected, the Borg are attempting to re-engineer to compensate for increased CPU and storage demands, but each time they successfully increase resources I have set up, our closest deep space monitor beacon to transmit more 'Windows' modules from something called the 'Microsoft fun-pack'.

Picard "How much time will that buy us ?"

Data "Current Borg solution rates allow me to predicate an interest time span of 6 more hours."

Geordi "Captain, another vessel has entered our sector."

Picard "Identify."

Data "It appears to have markings very similar to the 'Microsoft' logo"

Over the speakers:
"THIS IS ADMIRAL BILL GATES OF THE MICROSOFT FLAGSHIP MONOPOLY. WE HAVE POSITIVE CONFIRMATION OF UNREGISTERED SOFTWARE IN THIS SECTOR. SURRENDER ALL ASSETS AND WE CAN AVOID ANY TROUBLE. YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS"

Data "The alien ship has just opened its forward hatches and released thousands of humanoid shaped objects."

Picard "Magnify forward viewer on the alien craft"

Riker "Good God captain! Those are humans floating straight toward the Borg ship with no life support suits ! How can they survive the tortures of deep space ?!"

Data "I don't believe that those are humans sir, if you will look closer, I believe you will see that they are carrying something recognized by twenty-first century man as doe skin leather briefcases, and wearing Armani suits"

Riker and Picard together horrified "Lawyers !!"

Geordi "It can't be. All the lawyers were rounded up and sent hurtling into the sun in 2017 during the Great Awakening."

Data "True, but apparently some must have survived."

Riker "They have surrounded the Borg ship and are covering it with all types of papers."

Data "I believe that is known in ancient vernacular as 'red tape'. I understand that it often proves fatal."

Riker "They're tearing the Borg to pieces !"

Picard "Turn off the monitors. I can't stand to watch, not even the Borg deserve that!"

[Fleshcut]

Wake up hapless victims. The disease CAN be REVERSED

WE ARE THE CURE

[Jack]

The Borg assimilated my race, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.

Yoda of Borg I am. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you we will.

We are Gollum of Borg, yes. We will assimilate it, precious. Its resistance will be futile. Yesss, preciousss. Gollum. Gollum.

I am Hamlet of Borg. To be assimilated or not to be assimilated? That is the question. (btw.: The answer is obvious)

Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant.

Baywatch:
Prepare to be ah ... stimulated.


Borg Hitparade:

#1 on the BORG Hit Parade: We all sleep in a single subroutine.
#2 on the Borg Hit Parade: Borg in the USA
#3 Assimilate me tender - Elvis of Borg.
#4 Paul McCartney of Borg. Resistance is futile -- let it be, let it be, let it be.

[Jack]

As you see, it's very funny to be a borg !!!

Join us for more fun, it doesnt matter whether all are borg! In that case, everybody is a winner of this round!!!

tag: borg
pass: borg

Cheers, Space Lancelot

[Fleshcut]

We are making progress. borg disease is positioned at 56. place. Does everyone know what it means? It means that we have become more resistant to bacteria. It means that borg has become teethless old germ, but people- beware disease can not be beaten easyly. This is just a start. To win we all (included victims that want to break free) must unite against Germs.

WE ARE THE CURE MEDICAMENT R E M E D Y

[ask4it]

You are such a boring guy fleshcut. You havn't understand the borg, but you'll learn how the collective works.

[Fleshcut]

borg CAN U feel ur structure becoming SORE?!
It`s unavoidable!

THE CURE IS IMPERISHABLE
THERE IS NO ESCAPE
N O E S C A P E

[Fleshcut]

The homesite of borg- the colony of bacteria- is banning honest people who are broadcasting their brain-waves- honest, fair thoughts.
It is just pathetic. That`s what germs are- pathetic and piteous.

Join unions like ABC and free urself from this sickness. It is Ur rebirth! Only option!

U NEED CURE- UNIONS LIKE ABC- THIS IS THE CURE

[Fleshcut]

[Fleshcut]

[Senor]

:)11BORG -Who are they anyway?
They are everybody as they say themselves? Not really.....lol
A Virus? Maybe
But the best definition is.....a disaster, a catastrophy, an uncontrollable storm or flood.
The leaders of this......hurricane really aren't controlling anything.
They just think they are.....

[Metody I The Evil]

Burn Or Riot Guys... B.O.R.G.

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"Unity creates power"
Khan Kubrat to his 5 sons

[one of the borg]

as i see all the useless spam in our topic (especially by fleshcut and senor)
i think i will have to go and assimilate the ABC topic a little more...

[Senor]

It is always hard for one to admit his or her mistakes. But I am doing it now. The last letter was truly my last dirt letter. From now on I shall remain in the borders of the topic being discussed.

[oceana]

lol
Join Borg!!! We will assimilate you to our gaiety!!!

tag:Bjork
password:yousuck

;P lol