Catch-phrases

[Metody I The Evil]

Well, we have a custom here in BG - after every major written happening for example, candidate-university tests, on the newspaper are published some catch-phrases, also called "gems"

Theese are from the attack-plannig on TO

I've divided them so not to make a huge message...

[Metody I The Evil]

"Planning" the first attack @ Darmaddon:

Metody_I_The_Evil : it's gonna be quite suicidal, but we might get lucky

Metody_I_The_Evil : my fleet is pure "gun meat" though (((

Suddenly, the purpose of the attack is in question:

Metody_I_The_Evil: errr... 1 question:
Metody_I_The_Evil: WHO's with the invaders?

Metody_I_The_Evil : I hope so
Metody_I_The_Evil : otherwise the suicide attack will be just that - a suicide attack LoL

Gorthmog : but then at least we tried
Metody_I_The_Evil : but then again, if FIVE go against THIRTEEN fleets, and with ONLY ONE invader... and TAKE the flag... LoL
Metody_I_The_Evil : I'll use THAT as my forum signature, I promiss! LoL

Metody_I_The_Evil : Spyder, one and only one question is in the mind of the ones who attack tomorrow...
Metody_I_The_Evil : does ANYBODY have invaders??? LoL

A tactical disagreement?

Gorthmog : watch and learn
Metody_I_The_Evil : oh brother

* Gorthmog changes topic to 'Watch out, Metody goes *evil* bananas!!! '

BIIIG help -> Metody_I_The_Evil : haha I can even send ONE WHOLE appolo cruiser if we have time LoL

Who's doing what?
Metody_I_The_Evil : well, come to think of it, I'm gonna suicide like 1800 + 320 + 960 = 2120 + 960 = 3080
Gorthmog : and i am going to get me some sleep now

Metody_I_The_Evil : k Gorth, good night to you, tomorrow - here on IRC to discuss the *tactic* if there is one in a suicide LoL

Rince_brb : cu and a good fight!
Metody_I_The_Evil : k... cya in hell LoL

Metody_I_The_Evil : so, you guys - find the damn leader... and leave the "going bananas" to me LOL

That "might" qualify as a catch-phrase?!
Metody_I_The_Evil : and HAHAHAAHA "They'll dread the day they ran against my dreads" LOL

A little misunderstanding:
Gorthmog : lol good
Metody_I_The_Evil : I'm gonna try to break through the wall with my head, if it doesn't work, it'll still be easier for Rince LoL
Gorthmog : that's not what i meant with good lol

Result of first attack:

Metody_I_The_Evil : inflicted quite a laugh there, killed only 14 fighters, 2 mosquitoes, 7 destroyers and lost 796 pts.

A vision -> Metody_I_The_Evil : I've been away for a while, so anything new is ... *new*

[Metody I The Evil]

Planning attack on Coolrunner

* Metody_I_The_Evil has gone from *evil* to *EVIL* bananas LoL
* Gorthmog feels *evil* to

Gorthmog : and shade has to commit hara kiri with his big mouth hehehe
Metody_I_The_Evil : not only that, he'll have to do it with a toothbrush LoL

and after MORE THAN 4 HOURS of planning:

Metody_brb : another question - do u mant me with you or?
Gorthmog : huh?
Gorthmog : where?
Metody_brb : lol must be the beer

and the attack miserably fails before it started:

Metody|AFK : it was perfect:
Metody|AFK : NOONE has coords
Metody|AFK : NOONE plans an attack
Gorthmog : yes
Metody|AFK : and guess what?! A F**KING MTWG in DSP RANGE!!!


beaten by time and with next to no desire for anything but revenge:

Metody_I_The_Evil : if he starts with that s**t, ask him if he knows WHAT a DSP is and WHAT it SHOWS

Suddenly... A TRUE VISION!

Metody_I_The_Evil : nothing can survive that mass
Gorthmog :
Metody_I_The_Evil : and punching a hole player-by-player is futile

And... Shade makes clear his true desire!

Shade : weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Shade : evil bananas!!
Shade : weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Shade : gimme gimme

[Metody I The Evil]

Finally, the planners reached some decission???

Metody_I_The_Evil : and the 5000?
Gorthmog : what 5000?

and the visions never stop:
Metody_I_The_Evil : we've got to find a way through their blockade

and just before SOMEONE was on his way to loose 4000...
Metody_I_The_Evil : well... I called it a suicide, and it turns out it IS a suicide

Variety is good:
Metody_I_The_Evil : for my next suicide, I'll choose yet another *exotic* method

[Metody I The Evil]

inally, some sort of planning took place:

Metody_I_The_Evil : listen, we need to think that way: Since WE are the spearhead of the spearhead, we need to make fleets that will clear the way for our comrades...

Rince : I'll be very surprised whether my fleet will hurt them... lol
Rince : no, i am very surprised
Dutchbatter : ok
Dutchbatter : than it will suprise me too

Dutchbatter : what are we?
Rince : hard spacetracers!

And finally, the REAL discussions begin:

Metody|Away : I mean, come on now, I CAN'T kill even a MS with my fleet LoL
Metody|Away : and neither can u

And things got veery detailed at some point:

Metody|Away : w8, u HAVE a cruiser with u???
Metody|Away : damn...
Dutchbatter : i can leave it a home

Metody|Away : be here... and SPEED is of the essence LoL

Gorth missed the discussion:

Rince : gorth, we discussed the attack to deepens I cant believe. lol
Gorthmog : hehe yes
Gorthmog : well that is a good thing
Rince : 1 cruisr or not one cruiser....
Metody|Away : well, we ARE against 17 fleets, every cruiser counts LoL

Info costs high:
Metody|Away : I mean, I lost 4000 points just to know what 5 fleets are made of

Yeah, I did plan 90% of the attack, so :

Metody|Away : and if Spyder didn't tell me, I might've MISSED the attack with 7 hours

Metody|Away : almost screwed up MYSELF the best attack I ever planned (and the only thing I ever planned on THAT scale) LoL

And by some point the situation got *contageous*

Metody|Away : Gorth, am I making bad influence over you??? you're getting *evil* as well LOL
Gorthmog : hehehe
Gorthmog : evil is nice
Gorthmog : ^ lol

Moods get a little *variable*

Metody|Away : RINCE I'M GONNA KILL YOU LOL
Metody|Away : oooops!!!
Rince : lol
Metody|Away : RINCE I LOVE YOU LoL
Metody|Away : hahahahahahaha

A quite good proposal:

Gorthmog : well we should do a final dsp study before the attack

A frightening discovery:

Metody|Away : well, we can't do much against the appolo/cyclopses LoL
Metody|Away : now that DB left out the CRUISER, we've lost like 20% of the firepower LoL

and now all are contaminated:

Gorthmog : hehe rince, now ure *evil*
Rince : muhahaha
Metody|Away : LoL
Metody|Away : it's contageous LoL

The head planner says:

Metody_I_The_Evil : dammit I can't think anymore... is 12h ETA good or bad? LoL

Try to break THIS code-language:

Metody_I_The_Evil : after we go *evil* and then *Soviet* on TO, and also go *Dark_* on Shade, Shade will go *NUCLEAR* LoL

And like 6 hours before the battle:

The_Spyder : Well, I dont know what anybody has
The_Spyder : Or who is doing what

Minutes before takeoff...

Metody_I_The_Evil : Gentlemen... Smoketime

And the all-mighty CoW yet again shows his supreme knowledge:

Metody_I_The_Evil : Gorth I was second, right?

Amazingly, THIS was stated just minutes later:

Metody_I_The_Evil : we have amazing coordinated assault on the way LoL

Suddenly, ANOTHER vision:

Metody_I_The_Evil : I do believe that speed is ©leeß 1 Ùrom spÛ>d¤o itvfo LoL

Metody_I_The_Evil w8 a sec while I think:
Dutchbatter : k
Gorthmog : lol ^ *evil* brain at work, do not disturb

No comment on that one -> Dutchbatter : best organized attack ever

[steven1982]

Don't be fooled, the complete log was 292 KILOBYTES and only THOSE weren't tactics.

Greets

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[Metody I The Evil]

Well, another catch-phrase was recently discovered in the attack-plans:

Discussing a possible flaw in the plan:

Metody|Away: we're doomed, Gorth, we're doomed...
Rince : lol, yes!
Gorthmog : hehe
Rince : but WHO CARES?
Gorthmog : not me
Gorthmog : i am going in
Rince : we've been dommed too often the last days..
Metody|Away : yeah
Metody|Away : me too LoL


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[ This Message was edited by: Metody I The Evil on 2004-10-26 14:39 ]

[steven1982]

got some myself LoL

Metody_I_The_Evil: what happens if we wipe out Darmaddon's base?
Gorthmog: bad things

lumberjack: what he use??
Metody_I_The_Evil: damn I attacked him just now, and guess what? I still kill his cruisers with my destroyers LoL

discussing where to gather the fleets:

lumberjack: you can t have a negative number on the fleet screen
Metody_I_The_Evil: well I always stink at maths LoL

and someone who stinks even more at maths then metody, look at the 2nd sentence

Metody_I_The_Evil: x1 + |x1-x2|*2
Gorthmog: lol you lost me
Metody_I_The_Evil: yes!
Metody_I_The_Evil: that way it'll be:
Metody_I_The_Evil: 400 + |400-500|*2
Metody_I_The_Evil: which makes 400+200 = 600
Metody_I_The_Evil: and 500 is right between 400 and 600 which should do LoL
lumberjack: if x1>x2 than x3=x1-x2

frustration sets in:

Metody_I_The_Evil: hmmm... I'm really starting to get irritated by those fleets

Metody_I_The_Evil: well, come to think of it, you should also remember the "magic fleet" as well and the heroic cruiser LoL
Gorthmog: lol i should get me one to


[ This Message was edited by: steven1982 on 2004-10-27 00:46 ]